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Thursday, August 08, 2002

Are honor students even allowed to use the word pimp?

Our room for next semester is going to be the definition of pimp. We're going to have a couch and I'm going to wire it so whenever two people sit in the couch, the lights will dim and a random soul music song will start playing. /7 Gonna hold you in my arms forever /7

But no, really, our room should be pretty cool. We have these movie nights where everyone crams in the room to watch a DVD, and the couch will definately add large amounts of happiness to those events.

Oh yeah, if you are apolitical, watch out, because the next post will be:

MATT VS THE UPCOMING WAR ON IRAQ Only on Pay-Per View

Since there is no central topic of this post I'll just post some random quotes:

Kristina: "Oh no, trust me, this is waaaaaay better than porn!"
Brian: "What could possibly be better than porn?"
Scott: "Shut up! She's going to tell us!"

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Kate: "Help help! The bad-ass has been killed by an alien!"
Scott: "My god! HRUAAAAAAAAAAEERG!"

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Matt: "So you just enter the equation into... the black box.. and you get the answer?"
Carter: "Great, isn't it?"

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Matt: "Hey Kyle! Did you hear about the plan to get revenge on the girls?!?!"
Kyle: "Wuuueelllh, yeah"

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Matt: *Undecipherable yelling*
Kristina: *Laughing* "I can't believe you guys did that!"
Brian: *Hits Kristina with water balloon* "Ohhhh! Score!"
Scott: "I think Kimmie has escaped some punishment!"
Kristina: "It's rolling down my pants, oh God!"
Matt: "Score one for the good guys!" *Kimmie runs up behind Matt*
Scott: "Watch out, watch out!" *Hits Kimmie with water balloon*
Everyone: *Laughs*


Listening to: Sepultura - We Who Are Not As Others

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