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Saturday, September 21, 2002

Never ran away for the sake of scars
Tried not to move but she was armed
And shots were fired
Now a hole in the head of this wounded liar


Well it is Saturday night again.... we went and ate at Pancho's in Central, but now nothing is happening. Weeee.



Fuck

Listening to: Alkaline Trio - Crawl

Friday, September 20, 2002

Hrung!

Sorry, thought I'd start my post with a nice hrung. Did anyone see that they are making a new "Masters of the Universe" cartoon? I mean, He-Man kicks freakin ass, besides being a tall blonde guy who runs around in fur speedo. Screw the new cartoon... go see the movie,

I pulled out my carton of orange juice today... only to find it had frozen into a solid block of ice. I had to wait a while before I could have any freshly thawed orange juice.

By the way, everyone (er, the few people that read this) feel free to use the guestbook as a forum.... provided you say sensible things. You can respond to my comments... but don't go off and start talking about something completely irrelevant, etc.

I picked up the Tom Clancy Game: Ghost Recon today, convinced that our group could finally get the teamwork going. This lasted about 50 seconds until Arthur managed to fire an anti tank missile into the middle of our 'toon, killing pretty much all of us.
This is pretty much how our team missions go. In Swat 3 we usually end up accidently blowing away a hostage. That person usually being Scott. *Ahem*

Well the weekend is coming up. Weeee....... shit.

I think I'll dress up as an alien.

DoubleParadoxx: so whats the problem with porn?
Kargos14: nothing's wrong with its existence, but I've never seen someone sharing it before
DoubleParadoxx: well if everyone shared it, we could all combine collections
Kargos14: yeah, but then we'd all have way too much in common

Listening to: Portished - Over

Tuesday, September 17, 2002

So many women are eager to talk to me!

Just look at some of these wonderful IM messages I got today!


jenny3io42o24 Hey! I'm hot and ready 4 u, come see my free web came for chat.
Ashley69696969696 Hola hot stuff, want to feel me? Come see me and my roomate in action!
TroublesomeTina290984 I'll show my hot @#$%^$ for you, and give you lots of &*$^#$&*#@ Click here now!

Now it is obvious that these are honestly just lonely girls out looking for a nice casual relationship. I am so glad that they IMed me! I sent them this message back:

"Ho there oh beautiful dames! I call myself Matthew Edward Collin; how might I serve you today?"

But they never responded. Obviously they are thinking up their eloquent responses! I can't wait!

Listening: Chevelle - Send the Pain Below

Monday, September 16, 2002

Er.. studying for statistics?

This class is a bloody joke... we get to write whatever we want on the front of a full page to use on the test. Give me a break. In the meantime, here are some funnies:

Shortly after the power went back on...
Kargos14: moments after repenting technology we all scurry back to our computers
ImminentPracticality: mindless drones lost without the collective consciousness of AOL Instant Messenger

A jane 18: I'm scared...everybody has something about turtles on their away messages...

Scott: (to Kyle) "I can't beat you when you are a woman!"

HTbabe474: whats the rrraaaaaaghhh all about?
Auto response from Kargos14: RRRRRRAAAAAAGH!

Matt: "first we were all at kimmie's birthday party at an arcade. then, someone started chasing me and i became danny devito and i was on the death star and there were storm troopers chasing me and so i hid in a bathroom...."

ErisHester: all i have to do is make some comment about commodities and im "in cahoots with castro"
Kargos14: lol
Kargos14: you think that's bad, I'm a econ major

NiteStar82: ahh comprende
Kargos14: no, necesitas decir: "comprendo"
NiteStar82: que
Kargos14: you said comprende
NiteStar82: i like comprende better
Kargos14: yeah but it's wrong

User: would you kill somebody if you had the chance?
MegaHAL: I don't want to think that i haven't had the chance

Kargos14: well they sent me my first package notice precisely 2 minutes before the Post office closed
StrikaJamz: Ah, technology

HTbabe474: and my b/f wont let me take her to Coco Beach, Fl with us for spring break
Kargos14: he's right
Kargos14: you don't take pets on vacation, it'll get lost or run over or something
HTbabe474: but I'll miss her
Kargos14: you'll miss her a lot more if some drunk people steal her

Listening to: Incubus - Warning




Sunday, September 15, 2002

I played America's Army: Operations last night, a game that puts you through the trial of a US Army soldier. During the urban warfare section I accidently shot 3 out of the 5 civilian targets (carboard cutouts) that were made available, and although I was verbally reprimanded, I passed the test. Funny how they didn't make me take it over again, even though I shot the civilian targets. Nice to know that the Army has its priorities straight. I can't wait to see what happens in Baghdad.

Listening to: Deftones - Digital Bath

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