Saturday, August 10, 2002
Hi, this isn't Matt speaking, this is a letter written by his military commander based at the IBM THINKPAD STATION. As you might have all heard, the country has been enveloped in the War of the W95.CIH Virus since Wednesday afternoon. We all know Matt believes in this cause, so he was one of the first to volunteer. He's stationed in a Compaq System running Windows ME, fighting on the front lines as we speak. This may be the end of the world, we're not sure. We did receive a transmission from him yesterday, but it is the last communcation we've heard in 24 hours... here it is:
TRANSMISSION 01021883- kargos@rocketmail.com
Captain Matt Collin reporting:
"We're surrounded by them as we speak... they've infected almost every executable on the computer... I don't know if" -TRANSMISSION INTERUPTED-
"We're all holed up in explorer.exe... the bastards took it from us earlier today, but we pushed them back out... Microsoft folder like France did in World Wars I & II, allowing the enemy to spread all over the place. Our allies, Symantec, bailed out earlier today... and" -TRANSMISSION INTERUPTED-
"Good god... we just lost Start Up Disk # 2..." *Explosions in background." "We're never going to make it."
"Goodbye everyone... I'm going to be in explorer.exe when the W95.CIH storms it. We'll see what happens from there....."
"Oh god... there are pulses being fired down the hall.... taskmon.exe just got deleted! I think that.." -TRANSMISSION ENDED-
Ladies and gentlemen... may your prayers go out to him. Over and Out.
Listening To: Alkaline Trio - Private Eye
TRANSMISSION 01021883- kargos@rocketmail.com
Captain Matt Collin reporting:
"We're surrounded by them as we speak... they've infected almost every executable on the computer... I don't know if" -TRANSMISSION INTERUPTED-
"We're all holed up in explorer.exe... the bastards took it from us earlier today, but we pushed them back out... Microsoft folder like France did in World Wars I & II, allowing the enemy to spread all over the place. Our allies, Symantec, bailed out earlier today... and" -TRANSMISSION INTERUPTED-
"Good god... we just lost Start Up Disk # 2..." *Explosions in background." "We're never going to make it."
"Goodbye everyone... I'm going to be in explorer.exe when the W95.CIH storms it. We'll see what happens from there....."
"Oh god... there are pulses being fired down the hall.... taskmon.exe just got deleted! I think that.." -TRANSMISSION ENDED-
Ladies and gentlemen... may your prayers go out to him. Over and Out.
Listening To: Alkaline Trio - Private Eye
