Tuesday, August 06, 2002
Hmm, I wonder what the aliens will receive first when they turn their sensors this time, SETI's beacon of peace, or reruns of The Fifth Wheel?
I say we will have no more marriage. Those that are married already (all but one) shall live, the rest shall keep as they are.
You know, when it gets late I try and ponder human existence, but then I give up and turn on the wretched WB channel. This is really brain straining stuff guys:
The Fifth Wheel:
Basically you have two men and two women. They are split up into pairs and attempt to get to know one another, and then they are switched. The whole time the post-production computer generation crew is bent on making these people look as inane as possible (by having small alien armies charging out of their orfices, etc). And right when things look like they are settling in, they through in a 5th person, male or female (but usually female, and one of such devious quality). Watch this one with large groups of friends so you can laugh at all the stupid people. Just don't watch it alone (like me) that's just sad.
Elimidate
Ok, 5 members of one sex, one of the other, the 5 have to compete for the 1, and every round the sought after decides which of the 5 leaves. No one on the show seemed to question whether or not that one guy or girl was actually worth competing with 4 half-crazy social degenerates just so you could make out in a hotub for 15 minutes. Alas, this show gets pretty damn nasty (in one episode the guy had the girls play basketball, and there was some ball-to-face contact involved). If the 1 is a guy, he usually picks the girl most likely to sleep with him that night, and vice versa if the one 1 is a girl (for the most case). This one will really make you feel better about yourself.
Rendez View
Good ol' Greg Proops (from those old British Who's Line is it Anyways? reruns) is back again to show us clips of really bad dates. Like, for a good example of the kind of dates that appear on this show, see "I am so freakin oblivious." They show a clip of the date, then they stop so the celebrity guest and the audience can laugh at the silly silly people. I'd stick to A Dating Story if I were you.
By the way, for you guys that are unsure of your sexuality, here is a good gauge:
This only applies if you know all of these tv shows existed.
The shows: A Personal Story (plastic surgery), A Dating Story (Dating), A Wedding Story (Come on, figure it out), and A Baby Story.
If you do not watch any of these, then you are homophobic.
If you watch one, then you are a typical straight male.
If you watch more than one then you can go either way.
If you watch three or more and you haven't admitted you are gay, you might have issues.
If you watch either A Wedding Story or A Baby Story back to back with Junkyard Wars or one of the cop shows they show on TLC, then you need therapy.
(Don't take any of this seriously).
(I just watch the Dating Story one
Listening to: Orbital - Petrol (off of the Pi soundtrack, watch it!)
I say we will have no more marriage. Those that are married already (all but one) shall live, the rest shall keep as they are.
You know, when it gets late I try and ponder human existence, but then I give up and turn on the wretched WB channel. This is really brain straining stuff guys:
The Fifth Wheel:
Basically you have two men and two women. They are split up into pairs and attempt to get to know one another, and then they are switched. The whole time the post-production computer generation crew is bent on making these people look as inane as possible (by having small alien armies charging out of their orfices, etc). And right when things look like they are settling in, they through in a 5th person, male or female (but usually female, and one of such devious quality). Watch this one with large groups of friends so you can laugh at all the stupid people. Just don't watch it alone (like me) that's just sad.
Elimidate
Ok, 5 members of one sex, one of the other, the 5 have to compete for the 1, and every round the sought after decides which of the 5 leaves. No one on the show seemed to question whether or not that one guy or girl was actually worth competing with 4 half-crazy social degenerates just so you could make out in a hotub for 15 minutes. Alas, this show gets pretty damn nasty (in one episode the guy had the girls play basketball, and there was some ball-to-face contact involved). If the 1 is a guy, he usually picks the girl most likely to sleep with him that night, and vice versa if the one 1 is a girl (for the most case). This one will really make you feel better about yourself.
Rendez View
Good ol' Greg Proops (from those old British Who's Line is it Anyways? reruns) is back again to show us clips of really bad dates. Like, for a good example of the kind of dates that appear on this show, see "I am so freakin oblivious." They show a clip of the date, then they stop so the celebrity guest and the audience can laugh at the silly silly people. I'd stick to A Dating Story if I were you.
By the way, for you guys that are unsure of your sexuality, here is a good gauge:
This only applies if you know all of these tv shows existed.
The shows: A Personal Story (plastic surgery), A Dating Story (Dating), A Wedding Story (Come on, figure it out), and A Baby Story.
If you do not watch any of these, then you are homophobic.
If you watch one, then you are a typical straight male.
If you watch more than one then you can go either way.
If you watch three or more and you haven't admitted you are gay, you might have issues.
If you watch either A Wedding Story or A Baby Story back to back with Junkyard Wars or one of the cop shows they show on TLC, then you need therapy.
(Don't take any of this seriously).
(I just watch the Dating Story one
Listening to: Orbital - Petrol (off of the Pi soundtrack, watch it!)
