Sunday, August 11, 2002
Last Stand of the W95.CIH
This is central IBM THINKPAD STATION reporting. I bring wonderful news... the War of the W95.CIH VIrus has been won.. by no other than Matthew Collin. Here is an audio transcript which follows the events of last night's intense battle:
TRANSMISSION 01021884 - command@rocketmail.com:
The CIH slaughters systemtray.exe and stands there, threatening Bttnserver.exe... suddenly there is an explosion.
CIH: "Hrmm?"
Matt: Holds up a copy of Norton Antivirus 2002 "Listen up you primitive screwhead... this.. is my BOOM disk!"
CIH: "RAAAURGH!"
Matt: "Worm, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the computer."
CIH: "Who the hell are you?"
Matt: "Name's Collin....sharewares."
CIH: Roars "I'll swallow your explorer.exe!"
Matt: Puts disk in floppy drive. "Come get some."
CIH: Roars and charges Matt Collin.
At this point Matt pummels CIH several times with virus removal, but it infects several other files. Matt at this point kicks CIH in the balls and then pummels it some more until it dies. A hot college girl runs into his open arms.
Matt: Leans the girl back. "Hail to the king baby."
END TRANSMISSION
Listening to: Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of
This is central IBM THINKPAD STATION reporting. I bring wonderful news... the War of the W95.CIH VIrus has been won.. by no other than Matthew Collin. Here is an audio transcript which follows the events of last night's intense battle:
TRANSMISSION 01021884 - command@rocketmail.com:
The CIH slaughters systemtray.exe and stands there, threatening Bttnserver.exe... suddenly there is an explosion.
CIH: "Hrmm?"
Matt: Holds up a copy of Norton Antivirus 2002 "Listen up you primitive screwhead... this.. is my BOOM disk!"
CIH: "RAAAURGH!"
Matt: "Worm, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the computer."
CIH: "Who the hell are you?"
Matt: "Name's Collin....sharewares."
CIH: Roars "I'll swallow your explorer.exe!"
Matt: Puts disk in floppy drive. "Come get some."
CIH: Roars and charges Matt Collin.
At this point Matt pummels CIH several times with virus removal, but it infects several other files. Matt at this point kicks CIH in the balls and then pummels it some more until it dies. A hot college girl runs into his open arms.
Matt: Leans the girl back. "Hail to the king baby."
END TRANSMISSION
Listening to: Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name Of
