Tuesday, March 25, 2003
HEY! ASSHOLE!
I am getting annoyed at all the anti-French sentiment that has errupted around me. I hear stupid things like, "We saved their asses in WWII, so they owe us!"
Hey! Asshole! Without the French we might not be the nation we are today! Remember the Revolutionary war? Whaaaaaaat? Yeah! They helped us! Also, if you try really hard to remember your high school history, we didn't save the French when they were invaded, we just killed or drove out all the Germans later, when we attacked (AFTER we were forced to war by Pearl Harbor). We're not supreme liberators of France, and they don't owe us anything.
I got a "Boycott France" paper put underneath my door today, with a list of all the French products (a great deal of them Vivendi related) that we should not buy....wel..
Hey! Asshole! If we didn't buy any of those products, we'd all be facing a great deal of higher relative prices. That would totally fuck up the economy and stuff dude. Whoa!
This HEY! ASSHOLE! was brought you by Archer Daniels Midland Company. ADM: Supermarket to the World.
I am getting annoyed at all the anti-French sentiment that has errupted around me. I hear stupid things like, "We saved their asses in WWII, so they owe us!"
Hey! Asshole! Without the French we might not be the nation we are today! Remember the Revolutionary war? Whaaaaaaat? Yeah! They helped us! Also, if you try really hard to remember your high school history, we didn't save the French when they were invaded, we just killed or drove out all the Germans later, when we attacked (AFTER we were forced to war by Pearl Harbor). We're not supreme liberators of France, and they don't owe us anything.
I got a "Boycott France" paper put underneath my door today, with a list of all the French products (a great deal of them Vivendi related) that we should not buy....wel..
Hey! Asshole! If we didn't buy any of those products, we'd all be facing a great deal of higher relative prices. That would totally fuck up the economy and stuff dude. Whoa!
This HEY! ASSHOLE! was brought you by Archer Daniels Midland Company. ADM: Supermarket to the World.
