I'm Climbing Up Those Walls Again

Man, I saw the coolest guy outside of Walmart today. As I pull into a parking lane, this mangy guy with a beard and long hair... and no shirt, is walking away from the Walmart, clearly vanquished by the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" rule. However, with a smile on his face, he pops his trunk, and pulls a black t-shirt out, and strides back to the entrance, parading around. I parked and headed in behind him. Just before he made it inside, he pulled the t-shirt on, with the words "Let the ass-kicking commence" on the back. Awesome.