Saturday, July 10, 2004
Why I am prepared to destroy my staircase at a moment's notice

This lady was obviously unprepared for a perfectly reasonable scenario.
I may have mentioned before that I spent some time this summer reading Max Brook's The Zombie Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Living Dead. I feel that, because of it, I am pretty ready for any sort of zombie outbreak.
Some may call me paranoid, but I have special concern for being prepared, because my house in Beverley is across the street from a funeral home. Should I wake up one night to the sounds of shuffling feet and groans, I'll quickly raid my own kitchen and then escape upstairs, destroying the staircase behind me.
I wonder if this would make a good skit for CCN. We have often talking about what we'd do if the rest of the world became zombies, except for Clemson, so how about we film a video on "what to do in case of a zombie attack" for Clemson students? We can have examples of dealing with the undead, and Kyle would make an excellent zombie with make-up abilities (or zombie-killer). It would be best if we took it completely seriously. Let me know what you think.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights was on last night.. what a great movie.
Aha! It's time for the weekend blackout again! Have a good weekend everyone.