I'm Climbing Up Those Walls Again

but imagine your parents receiving this in the mail, with your name on it!

This is exactly what happened because of Victoria's Secret's inability to follow directions.

A past relationship called for ordering something from this provocative website, and despite making it very clear on the order form that I wanted in no shape or form to be affiliated with Victoria's Secret, they made it a point to send a catalogue to my house with my name on it, where my parents were kind enough to pick it up for me.

Shortly thereafter, I was talking to both my parents on the phone, when the issue was brought up.

Dad: "Oh yeah, Thea, did you remember...."
Mom: "Oh! You wouldn't believe what arrived in the mail today, Matt."
Me (apathetic): "Really? What was it?"
Dad: "It was a Victoria's Secret catalogue/"
Mom: "With your name on it."

Pause...

Pause...

Mom (laughter)

Me: "Well that's interesting... soooooo:*CHANGES SUBJECT IMMEDIATELY*

That's the last I heard of it, except for finding it on my desk when I went home for the next break. It made me feel terribly and embarrassingly adult. Has anyone had a time where they've presented their parents with some good evidence that you're growing up? It doesn't have to be racy, just interesting.

So I keep getting the e-mails, and every now and then someone sees it and mistakingly thinks that I'm some sort of player... or a cross-dresser?!?!?!?

PS. Check back with my previous post for a picture of the uber-creepy Tony!